Thursday, September 14, 2017

Executive Work Week

Tim: At least it's Friday.
Steve: Yeah, only two more days until the weekend.

Supplying cupcakes

Greg: If we eat like this all the time, you're going to be in trouble.  And I'm going to be fat.

Monday, July 17, 2017

Seattle Walkabout

Nickie: When do you think that house was built?
Jeny: You can't afford it.

I'll tell you what I'm thinking.

Kate: George - what do you think?

Friday, July 14, 2017

Home Repairs

Andrea: I am Bob Goddamn Villa.

Monday, June 26, 2017

Eligible Bachelor

John: I come with a dowry.

John & George go row.

John: We haven't annoyed anyone in at least an hour; that's pretty good for us!

Small cars merging with the trailer.

Grant: He would become a speed bump we wouldn't feel.

Getting Angry with Google Maps

Grant: Are all these people driving Amish???

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Business Opportunity

Chance: I just need to find someone in California with a nut farm and a pig problem.

Friday, May 26, 2017

Memorial Day Weather

Wendy: It's going to be a dry weekend.
Mike: Nope. I'm going to have some drinks.

Amazon Job

George: Where's the "apply now" button?

Thursday, May 11, 2017


Nickie: I wear comfy pants every day!

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Schedule Collision

Jeff: It's all coming in next week, which could be a problem.  Guess it's time to go on vacation.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Opera After Party

Andrew: Reasons why that was stressful -- 1) Dad got drunk on accident, and 2) he dropped a piece of chicken at the buffet line and thought the conductor saw him do it.


Steph: Stop going lower.
Marcy: That's what she said.

Friday, May 5, 2017

Race Taper

George: I'm going to cancel my Friday afternoon law mow.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

That's walking, not jogging.

Haley: Varsity girls, you're going for two more minutes. Novice girls, you're going for infinity, so pace yourselves.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Webex Flow Down

Rich: This is making me gag.  Go unplug Joe's PC.

Monday, May 1, 2017

Evening Activities at Brentwood

Margot: Let's do some pilates!
Chelsea: Oh my god. Stop it.

Brentwood 2017

Margot: Ahhhhh... Nobody makes me laugh harder than me.

Sunscreen Slogan

Damion: Banana Boat - Give the sun a big F--k You.

Customs Form

Zoe: Did you lie about your nuts?


Margot: It's my ONE flaw.