Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Testing at Suppliers

Dan: Cans of garbage have pretty low natural frequencies.

Launch #4 Steering Out

Warren: I put the throttle down and let Jesus take the wheel.

Joe is good at following directions.

Joe: I was in the women's bathroom...
Jen: What were you doing in the women's bathroom?
Joe: Looking for women!

Friday, November 10, 2017

Auction Taper

Dave: Guys, this is exactly what we needed.  Coach told us we had 2k ergo, but instead we had ultimate frisbee.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Time Travel

Jen: It's 6:50! What have I been doing for the last half hour?
Pat: Drinking wine.

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Southern Food

Kim: Food coma? I’m gonna be on life support.

Saturday, October 21, 2017

Rough Year

Sarah: Fozzie and today are good.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Throwing them one.

Grant: I’m learning American lingo — curveball.

Travel Regattas

Susanna: It’s funny how someone can ruin a weekend just by being a bitch.

Monday, October 16, 2017

Trailer Driver Gifts

Scott: As long as everything is in glass containers, we're unlikely to get below the level of 'not shitty' vodka.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Devon Appears

Devon: I heard whipped cream.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Executive Work Week

Tim: At least it's Friday.
Steve: Yeah, only two more days until the weekend.

Supplying cupcakes

Greg: If we eat like this all the time, you're going to be in trouble.  And I'm going to be fat.

Monday, July 17, 2017

Seattle Walkabout

Nickie: When do you think that house was built?
Jeny: You can't afford it.

I'll tell you what I'm thinking.

Kate: George - what do you think?

Friday, July 14, 2017

Home Repairs

Andrea: I am Bob Goddamn Villa.

Monday, June 26, 2017

Eligible Bachelor

John: I come with a dowry.

John & George go row.

John: We haven't annoyed anyone in at least an hour; that's pretty good for us!

Small cars merging with the trailer.

Grant: He would become a speed bump we wouldn't feel.

Getting Angry with Google Maps

Grant: Are all these people driving Amish???

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Business Opportunity

Chance: I just need to find someone in California with a nut farm and a pig problem.