Saturday, January 31, 2015

500 jumpies

Corrie: I told you not to do that with the words out of my mouth, now your ass will remind you. 

Friday, January 30, 2015

Walking the bike.

Jen: Whatcha doin'?
Adam: I heard a funny noise. 
Jen: Zoom! You mean the sound of being passed??

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Boeing vs. Jack in the Box

Steve: Are you suggesting we offer free tacos with our test services?

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

4 year old zinger.

Jeny: You can see the gondola through the fog.
Ethan:  Yeah.  Sorta.

Vendor Discussion

Mark: Is this making sense, or do we sound as inept as I think we might be?

Monday, January 26, 2015

Do I look like George Clooney?

Ed: You need to stop using the TV as a mirror. 

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Hidden Talents

Gaia: I am the Walrus. 


Jen: You need something to do. 
Adam: I'm roasting squash!!

Monday, January 19, 2015

That was the plan 5 hours ago!


Feeling Stabby

Jeff: My management won't let me have scissors. 


Tim: What's the prognosis?
Jen: Doom.
Mark: Fatal.
Tim: So, we're not getting out of this alive?


Trey: Yes, Comrade, I love checklists.



Sunday, January 18, 2015

Like that, but better.

Adam: Manatees from Heaven would crush the shit out of you. 

Who let Trey fly the airplane?

Mark: I had a dream that Trey was flying an airplane and it was crashing.

Friday, January 16, 2015


Ben: Can you still be a stripper if you share a name with a jet company?

Thursday, January 15, 2015


Steve: You've lost control of your team.

Monday, January 12, 2015

Team Data Acq

Pat: So -- two people, who will remain nameless, were having a conversation about this here issue.  one of them asked what value to use and the other said either X or Y.  So I entered X. What you ACTUALLY said was here are two options; one is wrong. Choose wisely.  And I did not.

Friday, January 9, 2015


Mark: Are we still imminent?
Tim: It appears I f**ked something up.

Unmarried Cameraman

Jen: I mean he's cute.  And he drives a Subaru.
Rich: You could save money and he could be the videographer at your wedding.
Jen: Wow, that escalated quickly.
Rich: Hey, we're not getting any younger.

Thursday, January 8, 2015


George: You can't back fill a manager with an engineer, even though that is a promotion.
Jen: Is it though?  Is it?

A pint.

Rich: I found a text that said you ate an entire pint of ice cream.
Jen: This is probable, but unsubstantiated.
Mark: That's not that much ice cream.


Tim: He has a fabulous Cynicism Filter.  Highly tuned.  High Q.  Very fast.  Little delay.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Why are you here?

Tim: What is your purpose in life today?
Jen: Un-f**king what Miller did.
Pat: It's not possible.


Ben: It's better to be the hugger than the huggee.

Saturday, January 3, 2015


Chance: That would be a great name for a football team -- The Nads! Go Nads! Go Nads!


Chance: We are animals... So we should do it like the Discovery Channel.