Saturday, January 31, 2015
500 jumpies
Corrie: I told you not to do that with the words out of my mouth, now your ass will remind you.
Friday, January 30, 2015
Walking the bike.
Jen: Whatcha doin'?
Adam: I heard a funny noise.
Jen: Zoom! You mean the sound of being passed??
Thursday, January 29, 2015
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Monday, January 26, 2015
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Monday, January 19, 2015
Prognosis
Tim: What's the prognosis?
Jen: Doom.
Mark: Fatal.
Tim: So, we're not getting out of this alive?
Jen: Doom.
Mark: Fatal.
Tim: So, we're not getting out of this alive?
Sunday, January 18, 2015
Who let Trey fly the airplane?
Mark: I had a dream that Trey was flying an airplane and it was crashing.
Friday, January 16, 2015
Thursday, January 15, 2015
Monday, January 12, 2015
Team Data Acq
Pat: So -- two people, who will remain nameless, were having a
conversation about this here issue. one of them asked what value to use
and the other said either X or Y. So I entered X. What you
ACTUALLY said was here are two options; one is wrong. Choose wisely. And I did not.
Friday, January 9, 2015
Unmarried Cameraman
Jen: I mean he's cute. And he drives a Subaru.
Rich: You could save money and he could be the videographer at your wedding.
Jen: Wow, that escalated quickly.
Rich: Hey, we're not getting any younger.
Rich: You could save money and he could be the videographer at your wedding.
Jen: Wow, that escalated quickly.
Rich: Hey, we're not getting any younger.
Thursday, January 8, 2015
VLO
George: You can't back fill a manager with an engineer, even though that is a promotion.
Jen: Is it though? Is it?
Jen: Is it though? Is it?
A pint.
Rich: I found a text that said you ate an entire pint of ice cream.
Jen: This is probable, but unsubstantiated.
Mark: That's not that much ice cream.
Jen: This is probable, but unsubstantiated.
Mark: That's not that much ice cream.
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Why are you here?
Tim: What is your purpose in life today?
Jen: Un-f**king what Miller did.
Pat: It's not possible.
Jen: Un-f**king what Miller did.
Pat: It's not possible.
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