Sequence

Don: Where are we headed next?
Jen: Hell Don, straight to Hell.
Don: Well, duh. But what's the intermediate step?

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TM on Sunday

Phil: How's your Sunday?
Mark: Just as good as Monday!
Don: No. It's $6.50 better!!

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Chocolate

Scott: We had to throw Silas in the shower because he was covered head to toe in chocolate.

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Iowa Storms

Scott: Cecil would not relinquish his chainsaw!

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Drool

Jen: Oh boy, you know what happens when Phil starts drooling.
Don: People start slipping.

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Kamakazios

Pio: That's what I meant by default.

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Sorry, Phil

Don: All part of Operation: No Fog Lights.

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Don's Fortune

You will die penniless and alone, with lots of cats.

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Naked Juice

Phil: Gently pasteurized? They rub its back while they pasteurize it. Very scientific.

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Meat Fest

Brad: That's just what I need, a big ol piece of meat slathered in sugar. Then I'll lay there like an anaconda and just let it ferment.

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Hangovers

Zana:  I wish I was a badass Honey Badger. Then I would be impervious to alcohol toxins.  And I wouldn't give a shit.

Miss-n-Out

Guy:  I saw you guys forming up at the back of the pack there and I was like, "huh, uhuh-huh, I know how this movie plays out."

Warm Up Circle

Sile:  Hey, get back on your side of the bed!