Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
Monday, December 26, 2011
Hair Styles
Jeny: I'm getting my hair colored in the morning, but I probably won't do anything too drastic, because I probably won't keep going in every six weeks to keep it up.
Adam: You won't? This relationship is so over.
Jeny: Well, I mean... wait, really?
Adam: You won't? This relationship is so over.
Jeny: Well, I mean... wait, really?
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Thursday, December 22, 2011
11 from 2011
Top Eleven Things I learned in 2011:
1. Just because you're really good friends doesn't mean you would make a really good couple.
2. Expectations can ruin just about anything.
3. A couple of glasses of Chianti and shoes that make you feel sexy are a winning combination.
4. Pick you battles. Compromise, but don't announce that you just did.
5. Love & accept people for all that they are. Your idea of "perfect" doesn't exist - not even in yourself.
6. A first date that leaves you giddy for days is probably the start of something good.
7. Throw out your to-do list for a while. All those things will be waiting for you when you get back. Drink champagne, make a mess of the kitchen, stay up late, sleep in, snuggle, relax... just be.
8. Grief doesn't go away. It hides under the surface and the right combination will bring it out and you'll be sitting in the locker room at work, unexpectedly crying your eyes out.
9. Dogs are mortal beings. And losing one sucks. They truly do become members of the family.
10. Hearing your parents cry is one of the hardest things in the world.
11. You don't need to win to prove something. But it sure does help.
1. Just because you're really good friends doesn't mean you would make a really good couple.
2. Expectations can ruin just about anything.
3. A couple of glasses of Chianti and shoes that make you feel sexy are a winning combination.
4. Pick you battles. Compromise, but don't announce that you just did.
5. Love & accept people for all that they are. Your idea of "perfect" doesn't exist - not even in yourself.
6. A first date that leaves you giddy for days is probably the start of something good.
7. Throw out your to-do list for a while. All those things will be waiting for you when you get back. Drink champagne, make a mess of the kitchen, stay up late, sleep in, snuggle, relax... just be.
8. Grief doesn't go away. It hides under the surface and the right combination will bring it out and you'll be sitting in the locker room at work, unexpectedly crying your eyes out.
9. Dogs are mortal beings. And losing one sucks. They truly do become members of the family.
10. Hearing your parents cry is one of the hardest things in the world.
11. You don't need to win to prove something. But it sure does help.
Juxtaposition
Jen: Did you just use "good" and "flight test person" in the same sentence?
Pat: Yes, that good FT person is hanging out with the unicorns and leprachauns.
Pat: Yes, that good FT person is hanging out with the unicorns and leprachauns.
Monday, December 19, 2011
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Monday, December 12, 2011
Summer
Lauren: I need to stay north of the Mason Dixon Line.
Kelly: You mean the IHOP-Waffle House line?
Lauren: Yeah, fat kids don't do heat well.
Kelly: You mean the IHOP-Waffle House line?
Lauren: Yeah, fat kids don't do heat well.
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Monday, December 5, 2011
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