Tuesday, June 23, 2015


Kelvin: I got respect for older people, but I'm telling you -- I will knock him out.

Friday, June 12, 2015

Strategic Council Haikus by Ed

                So much dialogue
                But so little accomplished
                Strategic Council

                Deep dive, synergize
                Strategize and optimize
                Z’s make me sleepy

                Stratus deck beats the
                PowerPoint deck every time
                The mountain is out

                Nouns morph into verbs
                Corporate speak trashes language
                English majors cringe

Tuesday, June 9, 2015


Don: We take shoddy processes to a whole new level. 
Mark: That's right -- every time time someone implements a bad process, we get a royalty.