Friday, March 31, 2017

Final letters are important.

Jeny: I lost my crocs.
Steph: I thought you were going to say you lost your crotch.  I was worried.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Joking Hazard

Zana: I see your sadness and depression and raise you one rockin' pair of tits.

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Engineer Shaming

Rob: I wait until my credit card status changes to "orange" and then I start my expense report.

Inappropriate Footwear

Jeny: Don't be fooled.  These may look like cute, black ballet flats, but they're actually sponges.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Jim's Lab

Chris: He's got a direct line to Grand Coulee Dam under there for power.

Friday, March 3, 2017

Better than Bernie.

Steve: I am so tech-savvy.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Server Owners

Steve: You need to have lots of back ups. Be prepared for quick departures.