Final letters are important.

Jeny: I lost my crocs.
Steph: I thought you were going to say you lost your crotch.  I was worried.

Joking Hazard

Zana: I see your sadness and depression and raise you one rockin' pair of tits.

Engineer Shaming

Rob: I wait until my credit card status changes to "orange" and then I start my expense report.

Inappropriate Footwear

Jeny: Don't be fooled.  These may look like cute, black ballet flats, but they're actually sponges.

Jim's Lab

Chris: He's got a direct line to Grand Coulee Dam under there for power.

Better than Bernie.

Steve: I am so tech-savvy.

Server Owners

Steve: You need to have lots of back ups. Be prepared for quick departures.