Logical Conclusion

Nickie: I'm up seven pounds.
Jeny: My pants don't fit right now.
Nickie: Well, clearly -- we make each other fat.

Breakfast Order

Waitress: Do you want berries on your oatmeal?
Matt: Oh hell no. I hate berries and everything they stand for.

Ending the Pension

Jen: That's not really a good way to make flying machines.

Low Occupancy

Andy: You could fire a cannon off in the hallway and no one would even know.

Fertilizing an Idea

Pat: You can't simmer. Unless you mean sitting in the dark and plotting your revenge. Then yes, you're good at that.

Newlyweds

Alex: They are a hurricane of emotional terrorism.

Learning Java

Steph: I'm a genius.  That was beautiful.

Pick your battles.

Nickie: I pretty much dominated.  C'mon -- he's three.

Champagne at 5:30a

Jessie: I'm sad and drunk.

Final Project Risk Reduction

Dr. Ron: Well, they're not ALL wrong, but most of them do have a high degree of improvements to be made.