Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Logical Conclusion

Nickie: I'm up seven pounds.
Jeny: My pants don't fit right now.
Nickie: Well, clearly -- we make each other fat.

Friday, November 18, 2016

Breakfast Order

Waitress: Do you want berries on your oatmeal?
Matt: Oh hell no. I hate berries and everything they stand for.

Ending the Pension

Jen: That's not really a good way to make flying machines.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Low Occupancy

Andy: You could fire a cannon off in the hallway and no one would even know.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Fertilizing an Idea

Pat: You can't simmer. Unless you mean sitting in the dark and plotting your revenge. Then yes, you're good at that.


Alex: They are a hurricane of emotional terrorism.

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Learning Java

Steph: I'm a genius.  That was beautiful.

Monday, November 7, 2016

Pick your battles.

Nickie: I pretty much dominated.  C'mon -- he's three.

Champagne at 5:30a

Jessie: I'm sad and drunk.

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Final Project Risk Reduction

Dr. Ron: Well, they're not ALL wrong, but most of them do have a high degree of improvements to be made.