Mt. Jupiter

Niki: If loving the shade is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

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We've been here.

Adam: Ah, yes! I recognize this tree.
Jen: What? You smell yourself on it?

Tapeworm

Adam: The truth is you cam always go faster. But sometimes the truth hurts.

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Gluten Free

Sile: I was going to stop and pick up some sandwiches but then I thought to myself, "that little wench doesn't eat bread!"

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Annoying Song

Mitch: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Jen: Yes. Actually I do wish my girlfriend was hot like you, Mitch. You have no idea how many times a day I think that.

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Man, Peer Pressure

Alison: I will be off the back from turn one.  My ego will take the beating for your upgrade.  Get Jo out there.  If I have to suffer, she does, too.

Delay

Arun: What's taking so long? The airplane was ready.
Rob: The squirrels are upset.

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Camping

Adam: Quick, take the last of the burger, put the guacamole on it and eat it so I don't have to.

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Dinosaurs

Chance: I'm not a paleo archeologist, but I'm also not a dumbass.

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Best. Friend. Ever.

Chuck, may you find sticks to chew and bunny rabbits to chase in doggie heaven. You will be missed.

Van 2239

Mitch: This is a gutless van. It has no balls. ZERO.

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Lazy

Jen: I'm still trying to figure out how to be lazy in these bike races.
Tim: Don't enter.

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