Saturday, December 27, 2014


Andrea: I like you because you wear wool on flannel.

Friday, December 26, 2014


Randy: It's Govenor Asshole in this household. 

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Nightly News

Andrew: Bao Bao the panda is ok!

Monday, December 22, 2014

Hard Iced Tea

Mom: If you don't like that, I have Percocet. 

Baggage Claim

Andrew: I think the machine that tears the handles off the luggage broke so they're doing it by hand.


Andrea: Did you hear that? It was my stomach making laser sounds. 

Sunday, December 21, 2014

While I haven't seen her do it...

Ewa: I know she's eating the carpet because there are holes in it and she poops carpet pieces. 

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Rusty Bolt

Adam: What attitude does the bike have at rest?
Jen: Sassy!


Jeff: Does everyone know what 'conformity' means?

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Morning booze consumption.

Kate: I was vertical and all my words were separated. 

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Good thing it wasn't a tattoo.

Richard: This is what happens when you get your hair cut after four beers. 

Thanking the Fans

Dave: Well, you've had your fun. I gotta go. 


Matt: That was sooo 600 emails ago.

Friday, December 5, 2014

Northwest Centric

Matt: If we sneeze, the rest of the capability gets a cold.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Playing nice.


Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Format Painter

Jim: I love that tool. Almost as good as velcro.