Friday, October 31, 2014

October 31st

Ben: I would like to formally complain that it's Halloween and you didn't bring us any candy.

Shake it!

Mary: I need a tuned mass damper for my mid-section.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014


Tim: He had his bicycle stolen.  Who knew that place was so rife with lawlessness?

Friday, October 24, 2014

Common bar tables.

Adam: It's funny. There's so few people who's opinion I actually want to hear. 


Toby: You sliced open a human being, pulled another one out and that's just your morning coffee?

All science points to baby.

Tim: I wasn't convinced there was baby in there until the head came out and then the rest came splattering out.


Jim: Do they sell crack by the ounce?

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Overhead "challenge"

Frank: During the last really bad episode of this, I used to go out for a run every time I got really wound up, but I found I just didn't have the stamina.

Friday, October 17, 2014


Pat: Is that one day? Two days? Three days?
Curtis: Yeah. 

Wait, what are we talking about?

Adam: Oh my gosh, that's huge. 
Jeny: Well, you're awful modest. 

Long Range Business Plan

Wendell: We're doomed. 

Thursday, October 9, 2014


Chance: I wanted to ask her out but I wanted to see her art first. 


Matt: You assume what you want; I'm going to check the box.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014


Jen: I'm gonna recommend NOT calling her "toots" when you get the opportunity to speak.
Mark: Would that be a bad thing?
Jen: Please don't make me have another "coaching conversation."
Mark: *snicker*

Inquisitive Telecon Speaker

Jen: Who is the woman speaking?
Mark:  The One and Only Tatiana.  I don't think she has a last name.  Kind of like Mr. T.
Jen: Oh. Her.
Mark: I pity the fool who draws her attention.

Monday, October 6, 2014

Note sheet

Barb: Hey, that's a neat little note sheet there.  Where'd you get that?  Did you make it?  It could be a really useful tool!
Eric: It's mine.