Monday, December 28, 2009


Joe: [coughing choking noise]  Ugh!  This is HORRIBLE!  Gross!  Disgusting!  Here, try some, it's really good.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Music Everywhere

Highly recommended:  A wireless speaker for your laptop.  Just plug in the USB transmitter and you have instant awesome music everywhere.  Love it.

The sticky notes on the box were right!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The kid upstairs

Time: 10pm.  We hear the thud thud thud from the unit above.

Jeny:  Shouldn't you be in bed?  Why are you running around?
Joe: Apparently it's running around time, not bed time...  Oh, no!  It's running around and screaming time.
Jeny:  Sweet.
Joe:  You know what would be even more awesome?  Running around screaming and playing with the bathroom hose time.
Jeny.  Wow, that would be more awesome than I could handle.  Really.  That's so much awesome that I might implode.
Joe:  I would probably melt.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Intro to Jaami

Jaami:  I'd like to hear a rectum joke.


Joe: I like more room in my engine compartment!

Onions in the dryer?

Yesterday's conversation:

Jeny eats potato salad then retrieves clothes from dryer.

Jeny:  Man, those onions are strong!
Joe: In the dryer?  [sniffs]
Jeny:  Yeah, DO NOT go in there!