Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Email Bombs

Ben: I love stirring shit up early in the week.  Then we can see people sweat and scream before everybody forgets all about it over the weekend.

Andrea's Pep Talk

Margot: I want to hear this.
Jeny: You wanna finally learn how to coach?
Margot: YES!!

Bruce visits the lab.

Greg: Hey Bruce, if you go away, we'll wash your plate for you.

Monday, April 24, 2017

About that time...

Jen: What was I trying to do here...?
Ben: Go home.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Career Move

Ryan: Well, one career limiting move is to turn your phone off for the week because you're sick of their shit.

Friday, April 21, 2017

Dave picks a shirt.

James: That's too small for you, Dahhling.

What are you doing?

Margot: I'm simmering in my bitterness.

It's when we knew we were going to win.

Dave: That first stroke was like liquid butter sex.

Monday, April 17, 2017

In-Class Activities

Joe: The pain means you're learning.

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Pre-Row Snacks

Dave: I'm going to eat a cupcake too. Because I love my body.

Monday, April 10, 2017


Kaleigh: Good thing we only need 1/3 majority.

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Trailer Load

Bill: I won't judge your art.  I will just appreciate it.

Friday, April 7, 2017


Renee: Why doesn't he have any hair?

How are you?

Jeny: If you ask me how I am today, I won't say "shitty."
Margot: Did you kill someone?

I just burped and thought of something!

Margot: Guys -- roasted butternut squash and coffee scones.  I'll call them "Belchies."

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Favorite Cookies

Rob: Boxes of thin mints keep showing up in the freezer.  I give Janelle a stern look and then open them.

Sunday, April 2, 2017

NCAA tournament.

Nickie: I realized now, why drinking is bad.