Saturday, February 28, 2015

Board Shorts

Jen: These are cute. 
Chance: Oh! I didn't know I had a pocket. Wait, is this a pocket?
Jen: They're inside out. 
Chance: No wonder they were so hard to lace up!

Friday, February 27, 2015


Jen: How was your ride?
Patrick: I feel like hammered shit. 

Wednesday, February 25, 2015


Jeny: How long you think this will take?
Lizzie: A million years. 

Tuesday, February 24, 2015


Adam: How's work catch up going? Are you going to need to assasinate anyone tomorrow?
Jen: Yes. 
Adam: See -- I can tell when you grind your teeth. 


Adam: How many gold fish do you have in the freezer?
Chance: One. Which I admit is one more than the optimal number!

Hot tub planning

Chance: I have hairy legs now!

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Moto Maintenance

Jen: Did you check the tire pressure?
Adam: No, I got distracted by the bike being on fire. 

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Silver Chain Link

Adam: It's like my chain didn't even move!
Jen: Maybe that's why you were so slow. 

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Full Bladder

Adam: My whole world view is going to change after I pee. 

Tuesday, February 10, 2015


Jon: What do they even do all day?


Bernie: It's Just for Men!
Joel: Maple syrup works in a pinch too. 

Sunday, February 8, 2015


Adam: Hey, I was on my best behavior all day yesterday for like six hours!

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Who fixes problems?

Chance: When I say "the team" I mean "me."

Friday, February 6, 2015


Pat: How'd the test go?
Mark: It was rough. You know, kind of like childbirth. 
Pat: No. I wouldn't know.