Board Shorts

Jen: These are cute. 

Chance: Oh! I didn't know I had a pocket. Wait, is this a pocket?

Jen: They're inside out. 

Chance: No wonder they were so hard to lace up!

Commute

Jen: How was your ride?

Patrick: I feel like hammered shit. 

Circuit

Jeny: How long you think this will take?

Lizzie: A million years. 

Email

Adam: How's work catch up going? Are you going to need to assasinate anyone tomorrow?

Jen: Yes. 

Adam: See -- I can tell when you grind your teeth. 

Darren

Adam: How many gold fish do you have in the freezer?

Chance: One. Which I admit is one more than the optimal number!

Hot tub planning

Chance: I have hairy legs now!

Moto Maintenance

Jen: Did you check the tire pressure?

Adam: No, I got distracted by the bike being on fire. 

Silver Chain Link

Adam: It's like my chain didn't even move!

Jen: Maybe that's why you were so slow. 

Full Bladder

Adam: My whole world view is going to change after I pee. 

Finance

Jon: What do they even do all day?

Hair

Bernie: It's Just for Men!

Joel: Maple syrup works in a pinch too. 

Exhausted

Adam: Hey, I was on my best behavior all day yesterday for like six hours!

Who fixes problems?

Chance: When I say "the team" I mean "me."

Comparison

Pat: How'd the test go?

Mark: It was rough. You know, kind of like childbirth. 

Pat: No. I wouldn't know.