Pat: Hey, Joe! Do I have a shit job for you.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Wiring
Jen: The he started hassling me about what we do for lightning protection.
Pat: We have that steel overbraid. If we wrap it tightly around his neck, we won't hear about it again.
Pat: We have that steel overbraid. If we wrap it tightly around his neck, we won't hear about it again.
Friday, February 24, 2012
Windows Functionality
Joel: If Bill Gates walked into my house right then, well one, I would have been shocked. Two, he would have been shocked too because I would have beaten the shit out of him. And his security team.
Hangover Legos
Zana: Why do your bones hurt when you have a hangover?
Jeny: Because hangovers build on each other. That's why one a month is easier than 30 a month.
Jeny: Because hangovers build on each other. That's why one a month is easier than 30 a month.
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Drug Court Excuses
#8: I found something in the bathroom and didn't know what it was so I tasted it.
Weddings
Judge Greg: Believe it or not, not all couples I see are as happy as you.
John: Do you say, "see ya later?"
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Thursday, February 9, 2012
HNL-->MDY
Random Guy: Where are you going?
Jeny: Midway Island.
Random Guy's Girlfriend: You're going to Chicago?!?
Jeny: Midway Island.
Random Guy's Girlfriend: You're going to Chicago?!?
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Non Linear
Doug: If someone gives you autopowers and crosspowers, say thanks but no thanks, I'll go solve cancer.
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