Bite sized chunks of awesome.
Pat: Hey, Joe! Do I have a shit job for you.
Don: Does she need a stickectomy?
Joan: I've got a pair of vice grips in the car.
#8: I found something in the bathroom and didn't know what it was so I tasted it.
Judge Greg: Believe it or not, not all couples I see are as happy as you.
John: Do you say, "see ya later?"
Ray: Yeah, that's just what we need. Great.
Adam: Please bring chocolate!
Adam: It's the abstinence talking!