Friday, July 31, 2015

Woman of my dreams.

Bob: I've moved on. To Rachel Myers. 
Andrew: I've heard about Rachel. Much better choice. 
Bob: Yeah. On account of her not being married. 

Roommate & Guest

Bob: You wanna play a joke on Zana?
Andrew: No. I don't want to get the shit beat out of me. 

Saturday, July 18, 2015


Niki: I'm getting the ball and chain tattooed on my neck!

Friday, July 17, 2015

Busted Kickstand.

Adam: My only concern is I'm going to burn my pants...

Thursday, July 16, 2015


Tiran: Can't we just go to sleep?

Tim: Multitasking makes you stupid. 

Quality Leader

Dan: You'll notice that Marshall's shirt is always untucked a little. It's so Steve can grab the tails and hang on. 

Monday, July 13, 2015

Threshold has been established.

Jen: I was so mad I tweeted about it. 

Navigation at Pax

Becky: I knew you followed a road somewhere...

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Gang of Old Timers

Evan: Hey, don't beat me up and take my lunch money. 

Thursday, July 9, 2015


Matt: Can you cover for me in PtP Monday?
Jen: Sure.  I'll be there anyway.  Hopefully we won't disagree on anything so I don't have to argue with myself.
Matt: Oh, I do that all the time.  Sometimes I even win!

Everything is Terrible.

Trey: That sounds like a crisis!
Jen: Everything is a crisis.  I'm not impressed.

Group Meeting

Jen: Hello.
Tim: Hi.
Rich: And that's when it all went downhill.

Friday, July 3, 2015


Jeny: I miscalculated my snacks.

Thursday, July 2, 2015

They were salty.

Jen: Gaia is kinda like the kid out in right field with her glove in the air. 
Chance: I was almost that kid. Except I was chewing on my glove laces and staring at the ground.