Tim: People really want their bags.
Ben: And people are nice enough to wait for them?
Tim: That's where the yelling comes in.
Ben: I think I'd quickly escalate to trampling.
Monday, October 31, 2016
Friday, October 28, 2016
Getting Stood Up
Sean: Did you invite me to a happy hour you're not coming to?
Alex: Why yes, yes I did do that. #oops
Alex: Why yes, yes I did do that. #oops
Advanced HP35670
Patrick: I'm still trying to figure out how to address the USB port.
Jen: Does it not respond to Sir USB? I'm pretty sure it was knighted.
Jen: Does it not respond to Sir USB? I'm pretty sure it was knighted.
Thursday, October 27, 2016
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Joe's Head
Ben: This guy needs a bump cap, because I found out yesterday he's had seven concussions.
John: All since you started working here?
John: All since you started working here?
Friday, October 21, 2016
Baby Boomer Tendencies
Susanna: So do you have a sports car, then?
Stacie: Oh yeah. If by "sports car" you mean "Honda Fit."
Stacie: Oh yeah. If by "sports car" you mean "Honda Fit."
HOCR Course
Stacie: So... two bridges, then it's one mile down...
Susanna: Is that going to be inspiring to you... or soul crushing?
Susanna: Is that going to be inspiring to you... or soul crushing?
Age Bracket
Susanna: You're not a baby boomer, you're Generation X.
Stacie: I'm on the edge. I could have tendencies!
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Sitting on a bouncy ball.
Trey: Do you want to know what happens when I get core strength? No. You don't.
Friday, October 14, 2016
Extra Latte
Rich: Ben won the coffee lottery, at which point Tim grabbed it and drank half while Ben had a bewildered look on his face.
Thursday, October 13, 2016
Am I the sister you never wished you had?
Zoe: You're so distracting.
Margot: I haven't said anything to you in several minutes!
Margot: I haven't said anything to you in several minutes!
Culture to Performance
James: I don't know how much exposure you guys have had...
Kate: We want zero.
Kate: We want zero.
Processes
Toby: I was thinking the secret loophole would be buried on page 14 or 15, but nope -- there it is on page one.
4th Grade Halloween Costume
Jeny: Is that when you had to shank a bitch for calling you George Washington?
Zana: Oh no. That was FIRST grade, and he deserved it.
Zana: Oh no. That was FIRST grade, and he deserved it.
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Friday, October 7, 2016
Signature
Tim: What the hell is that?
Jen: There is very clearly a "J" at the beginning and a very clear crossing of the T's at the end.
Tim: Riiiiight.
Jen: There is very clearly a "J" at the beginning and a very clear crossing of the T's at the end.
Tim: Riiiiight.
Thursday, October 6, 2016
Wednesday, October 5, 2016
Because we're adults.
Jeny: I had chocolate ice cream and mint tea for dinner. And now I'm going to bed.
Nickie: I'm going to have chips.
Nickie: I'm going to have chips.
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Monday, October 3, 2016
Saturday, October 1, 2016
Bioterroism
Regan: Everyone is worried about anthrax. What they should be worried about is toddlers.
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