Friday, October 30, 2015


Keith: Oops, I dropped my banana somewhere.

Monday, October 26, 2015

Final Exam

Steve: You have to pay a toll upon exiting this class. 

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Muffins in the Oven

Aditi: You're not supposed to say such things!

Friday, October 23, 2015

Implementing Order Tracking

Tim: It brings on a very strong munch reflex.

Shipping Focal

Tim: I made the mistake of telling him the truth.

Thursday, October 22, 2015


Jim: Stop laughing. 

Aim High

John: I've been shot down before.  I know how to go down in flames.

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Cooking together.

Chance: I like being sous chef because I don't have a vision in the kitchen and I like using knives. 

Friday, October 16, 2015

Panic Moment

Rich: Did you hear? Ben's brake cable came loose and wrapped itself around the axle on his way home last night.
Ben: Yeah.  The brakes stopped working at that point.

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Watch out for that one.

Anne: Hey, I'm behaving!
John: You don't even know what that word means.

Saturday, October 10, 2015


John: Why do you lie?
Amy: Because it makes me popular.

Thursday, October 8, 2015


Steve: I know I talk fast, but it helps to listen fast.

Hit the button, Bobby.

Bobby: I don't have an "easy" button.  I have an "other" button.

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Kitty Accident

Pat: The cat was thinking outside the box.