Auction Taper

Dave: Guys, this is exactly what we needed.  Coach told us we had 2k ergo, but instead we had ultimate frisbee.

Time Travel

Jen: It's 6:50! What have I been doing for the last half hour?
Pat: Drinking wine.

Southern Food

Kim: Food coma? I’m gonna be on life support.

Rough Year

Sarah: Fozzie and today are good.

Throwing them one.

Grant: I’m learning American lingo — curveball.

Travel Regattas

Susanna: It’s funny how someone can ruin a weekend just by being a bitch.

Trailer Driver Gifts

Scott: As long as everything is in glass containers, we're unlikely to get below the level of 'not shitty' vodka.

Devon Appears

Devon: I heard whipped cream.

Executive Work Week

Tim: At least it's Friday.
Steve: Yeah, only two more days until the weekend.

Supplying cupcakes

Greg: If we eat like this all the time, you're going to be in trouble.  And I'm going to be fat.

Seattle Walkabout

Nickie: When do you think that house was built?
Jeny: You can't afford it.

I'll tell you what I'm thinking.

Kate: George - what do you think?
George: GNASHING OF TEETH.

Home Repairs

Andrea: I am Bob Goddamn Villa.

Eligible Bachelor

John: I come with a dowry.

John & George go row.

John: We haven't annoyed anyone in at least an hour; that's pretty good for us!

Small cars merging with the trailer.

Grant: He would become a speed bump we wouldn't feel.

Getting Angry with Google Maps

Grant: Are all these people driving Amish???

Business Opportunity

Chance: I just need to find someone in California with a nut farm and a pig problem.

Memorial Day Weather

Wendy: It's going to be a dry weekend.
Mike: Nope. I'm going to have some drinks.

Amazon Job

George: Where's the "apply now" button?