Eligible Bachelor

John: I come with a dowry.

John & George go row.

John: We haven't annoyed anyone in at least an hour; that's pretty good for us!

Small cars merging with the trailer.

Grant: He would become a speed bump we wouldn't feel.

Getting Angry with Google Maps

Grant: Are all these people driving Amish???

Business Opportunity

Chance: I just need to find someone in California with a nut farm and a pig problem.

Memorial Day Weather

Wendy: It's going to be a dry weekend.
Mike: Nope. I'm going to have some drinks.

Amazon Job

George: Where's the "apply now" button?

Wardrobe

Nickie: I wear comfy pants every day!

Schedule Collision

Jeff: It's all coming in next week, which could be a problem.  Guess it's time to go on vacation.

Opera After Party

Andrew: Reasons why that was stressful -- 1) Dad got drunk on accident, and 2) he dropped a piece of chicken at the buffet line and thought the conductor saw him do it.

Selfies

Steph: Stop going lower.
Marcy: That's what she said.

Race Taper

George: I'm going to cancel my Friday afternoon law mow.

That's walking, not jogging.

Haley: Varsity girls, you're going for two more minutes. Novice girls, you're going for infinity, so pace yourselves.

Webex Flow Down

Rich: This is making me gag.  Go unplug Joe's PC.

Evening Activities at Brentwood

Margot: Let's do some pilates!
Chelsea: Oh my god. Stop it.

Brentwood 2017

Margot: Ahhhhh... Nobody makes me laugh harder than me.

Sunscreen Slogan

Damion: Banana Boat - Give the sun a big F--k You.

Customs Form

Zoe: Did you lie about your nuts?

Puke

Margot: It's my ONE flaw.

Email Bombs

Ben: I love stirring shit up early in the week.  Then we can see people sweat and scream before everybody forgets all about it over the weekend.