Memorial Day Weather

Wendy: It's going to be a dry weekend.
Mike: Nope. I'm going to have some drinks.

Amazon Job

George: Where's the "apply now" button?

Wardrobe

Nickie: I wear comfy pants every day!

Schedule Collision

Jeff: It's all coming in next week, which could be a problem.  Guess it's time to go on vacation.

Opera After Party

Andrew: Reasons why that was stressful -- 1) Dad got drunk on accident, and 2) he dropped a piece of chicken at the buffet line and thought the conductor saw him do it.

Selfies

Steph: Stop going lower.
Marcy: That's what she said.

Race Taper

George: I'm going to cancel my Friday afternoon law mow.

That's walking, not jogging.

Haley: Varsity girls, you're going for two more minutes. Novice girls, you're going for infinity, so pace yourselves.

Webex Flow Down

Rich: This is making me gag.  Go unplug Joe's PC.

Evening Activities at Brentwood

Margot: Let's do some pilates!
Chelsea: Oh my god. Stop it.

Brentwood 2017

Margot: Ahhhhh... Nobody makes me laugh harder than me.

Sunscreen Slogan

Damion: Banana Boat - Give the sun a big F--k You.

Customs Form

Zoe: Did you lie about your nuts?

Puke

Margot: It's my ONE flaw.

Email Bombs

Ben: I love stirring shit up early in the week.  Then we can see people sweat and scream before everybody forgets all about it over the weekend.

Andrea's Pep Talk

Margot: I want to hear this.
Jeny: You wanna finally learn how to coach?
Margot: YES!!

Bruce visits the lab.

Greg: Hey Bruce, if you go away, we'll wash your plate for you.

About that time...

Jen: What was I trying to do here...?
Ben: Go home.

Career Move

Ryan: Well, one career limiting move is to turn your phone off for the week because you're sick of their shit.

Dave picks a shirt.

James: That's too small for you, Dahhling.