Sailing

Tim: If I wasn't there, they would have had a situation.

Is that a dog in there?

Margot: I love Gaia so much.  I want to put her in a papoose and wear her everywhere.

Joe & Mel Brooks Films

Pat: How are you friends with him??

Trey: He came into my life all mass spring dampers and no leakage!!!

8 mile run

Pat: I suffered biblically. 

Sustenance

Dave: I run on rocket fuel -- I run on fried shit. 

Tugs are not fork lifts.

Meredith: Also, apples are not oranges.  FYI.

Dynamic Feedback

Bruce: Rick came down and walked the labs and we showed him all the stupid that was going on.

Volleyball

Charlie: I'm going to pour some wine and see what happens. 

Lettuce Wrap

Toby: Can I write you a CAM for insulting my tastebuds?

Honesty

Toby: How's it going?

Jen: Shitty. Got any other questions?

Baby Nightmares

Joe: This is not what I wanted to hear...
Becky: When your sister gets pregnant, you'll have these dreams too.

Dumb Decisions

John: We're shooting ourselves in the foot. 

Dave: I'd say a little higher. 

John: I was trying to be nice for Jen's sake. 

Jen: It's cute that you still think of this as "mixed company."

Friday Meetings

Steve: I'm going to go get a Diet Pepsi, unless you brought a growler. 

LMS Training

Joe: That was fun.
Jen: Are you lying to me?
Joe: No, I was being sarcastic.  There's a difference.

Augmenting Passive-Aggressiveness

Mark: I try to lie everyday; it's good for my blood pressure.

Hypoallergenic

Joan: You might want to look into getting Brett altered or removed. 

Matt's early arrival.

Zoe: Why are you here ruining our day?

#signedupforshit

Zana: Hooo boy, Chance is going to regret doing whatever was more important than this.

Reading Tapes

Mark: Did you ask him about the Sony's?
Pat: Oh god.

Candy Bar Love

Mark: What ever happened to Mrs. Goodbar?

Tim: What if she's buried in the backyard?

Becky: GASP!! Why would she ever marry such a terrible person?