Cooking

Jeny: I've rekindled my love affair with my crockpot. 

Claire: Solid romance!

Novice Boys

Margot: I corrall the shit out of them!

Consequences

George: Well, I'm going to beat on you, so do as you like.

Meetings

Jen: The PGB meeting is my FAVORITE.
George: Gag me with a rototiller.

Training

Mark: Are you guys going to be good on fall protection?
Jeanie: You are evil.

Reincarnation

Chance: I bet the life a fruit fly is pretty great. It's all, mmmmm fruit. 

To answer your question...

Jen: What was my question?
Tim: You didn't ask it.

Meeting

Steve: Wait, we're meeting?
John: Yeah, you got out of Performance to Plan, so you have a free hour.  I know you have a free hour.

Arugula

Andrew: Don't call it lettuce. 

Manhattans Tonight

Andrea: And I brought home the cherries, son!

Water = Clear Liquid

Ashley: You get your water in distilled alcohol form. 

Order of Operations

Andrea: You put a hole in the box.

Scout

Ashley: Please hold. This dog doesn't know where she is. 

Budgets

Jim: Well, someone pays for it.
Steve: Shareholders pay for it.  No one cares about them.  Wait -- who's on the phone?

Awkward Pause

Dave: So which is worse -- WFL or this?

Photo Share

Becky: Are you sending that photo to EVERYONE?
Jen: Hey -- that's payback for the intern website.
Becky: I was NEVER going to tell you about that!!

Andrew's Going Away Party

Margot: I dressed up today for you.  I wore a nice shirt and a real bra.

Grizzly Bears

Margot: Why would nature do that!?!?

Facilities

George: I have a roof leak right next to my desk that has accumulated about an inch of water in a cup in the last hour.  Kind of like my own personal Chinese torture device.

Post show sugar high.

Lilly: Summer, the murderous glare in your eyes does not make you more beautiful.