Woman of my dreams.

Bob: I've moved on. To Rachel Myers. 

Andrew: I've heard about Rachel. Much better choice. 

Bob: Yeah. On account of her not being married. 

Roommate & Guest

Bob: You wanna play a joke on Zana?

Andrew: No. I don't want to get the shit beat out of me. 

Bachelorette

Niki: I'm getting the ball and chain tattooed on my neck!

Busted Kickstand.

Adam: My only concern is I'm going to burn my pants...

F2F

Tiran: Can't we just go to sleep?

Tim: Multitasking makes you stupid. 

Quality Leader

Dan: You'll notice that Marshall's shirt is always untucked a little. It's so Steve can grab the tails and hang on. 

Threshold has been established.

Jen: I was so mad I tweeted about it. 

Navigation at Pax

Becky: I knew you followed a road somewhere...

Gang of Old Timers

Evan: Hey, don't beat me up and take my lunch money. 

Delegate.

Matt: Can you cover for me in PtP Monday?
Jen: Sure.  I'll be there anyway.  Hopefully we won't disagree on anything so I don't have to argue with myself.
Matt: Oh, I do that all the time.  Sometimes I even win!

Everything is Terrible.

Trey: That sounds like a crisis!
Jen: Everything is a crisis.  I'm not impressed.

Group Meeting

Jen: Hello.
Tim: Hi.
Rich: And that's when it all went downhill.

Hangry

Jeny: I miscalculated my snacks.

They were salty.

Jen: Gaia is kinda like the kid out in right field with her glove in the air. 

Chance: I was almost that kid. Except I was chewing on my glove laces and staring at the ground. 

LJ

Kelvin: I got respect for older people, but I'm telling you -- I will knock him out.

Strategic Council Haikus by Ed

                So much dialogue

                But so little accomplished

                Strategic Council

                Deep dive, synergize

                Strategize and optimize

                Z’s make me sleepy

                Stratus deck beats the

                PowerPoint deck every time

                The mountain is out

                Nouns morph into verbs

                Corporate speak trashes language

                English majors cringe

Processes

Don: We take shoddy processes to a whole new level. 

Mark: That's right -- every time time someone implements a bad process, we get a royalty. 

Frustrated

Joe: Uh oh. There goes Tom. I hope he doesn't slap anybody. 

Back to TM

Don: Well, wishful thinking didn't work. 

Grilling

Pat: Oh ok, so step one -- start a grease fire.