More Pax

Chuck:  We *could* finish by Saturday, yes.  All the air in this room *could* fly up to that top left corner too, but I'm not worried about it.

Definition

Jaami:  Well, why don't you just try relaxing then?
Jeny:  Wait, what?  What's that?
Jaami:  I'll google it for you.
Jeny:  Great.  Maybe Wikipedia has an entry on it.

Removal of Edna

Eric: Good luck with the surgery. It's basically just removing some fat and skin, so I'm sure you can row a few days later. Duh.

Cycling Shoes

Chuck:  Beautiful, sexy and empowering?  Hell, I might get a pair!

Preflight

Ricardo:  Why are you guys all looking at each other like you've just seen fire for the first time??

College

Rachel:  I don't understand why all your classes were so hard.  Mine were easy!
Chad: That's because you got a degree in journalism.

How did that happen?

Bridget: By jove, I think we're turning in to grown ups!  Dammit.

LUC

James: Sorry my crews were being JACKMUNCHES and hogging the entire canal!

The SDL Way

Joe: Does George know his training isn't working?
Jen: No, I think we've just been discussing that amongst ourselves.
Joe: Ok.  Well, let's wait a few more days before we tell him.

Luck

Pilot: A cat just ran across the taxiway!  A black f---ing cat.

Pax

Jeny: And then they brought this woman in...
Chad: Could you say that with a little bit more disdain in your voice?

NYC

Eric:  Some people don't like to shit where they eat; I don't like to change where I sleep.

Ireland

Sile: That's right.  If you try to break in to someone's house in Ireland, you'll be leaving with a load of lead in your ass.

Smartass

Andrew:  This is for King of the Mountain points, right?
Jeny:  No one likes a smartass on a hill.

[160 miles later.]

Jeny: Wait, so we do or do not take the St. John's Bridge?
Andrew:  No one likes a smartass at mile 200.

Winlock

Andrew:  I'm not so sure about this town's ability to do math.

STP

Andrew:  Well, we pulled hard for a good 10 miles there.  I'm cool with mooching for the rest of the ride.

John's Truck

John:  Oh, you are about to see the key feature.  OH YEAH!  LOOK AT THAT TURNING RADIUS!  If we had been in a semi, we would have been in that wall!

Volleyball

Nate: Mom, it's called "volleyball" not "knock out little six year olds!"

In the Double

Chris:  Ah yes, Fourth of July weekend.  Or, the Annual Parade of the Nautically Incompetent.

Math in Public

Chris: So on this schedule, you're showing four days of testing - I've been telling the factory we'll need one day of setup, two days of testing and one day of tear down.  Am I misleading them?