Movie Jacket

Jeny: I can't tell if it's allergies or if I'm getting sick again.
Joe: STEVE!

Friday Night

Jeny:  What are you doing tomorrow night?  Because Niki's coming over for arts & crafts night.  That's your fair warning.
Joe: Well... that's actually perfect, because tomorrow night I was going to make a paper mache sundial.  But since the sun doesn't come out until like, June, no matter where I put it in the house, it will always be the same time.

Vaguest Statement Ever

Joe:  Someone told me about something you can buy at some store.

Flight Test

Scott: Boeing001 TM.
Heather: Go ahead TM.
Scott: Request engine anti ice on.
Heather: You want a hard on?
Scott: Um... Yes.

Banjo

Tom: And then the boiling hot can of Fosters that used to be up a chicken was falling off the table and onto Banjo.
Joe: And that's the day Banjo stopped drinking Fosters.

Silverware drawer

Joe:  I moved the big knife, under all the other knives, and to make that fit, I had to move the measuring cups too.
Jeny:  You are a silverware drawer organizing rockstar.

Bacon & Lentil Soup

Kevin: This is why I love you!  You appreciate the importance of bacon.

Slippers

Joe:  What is that color?  It's a minty baby blue.  What on earth would you match that too?
Jeny:  Um, Purdue Crew sweatpants.

Brownies

On the brownie mix packaging:  Serves 16 when cut into 16 pieces.

2nd shift tie-in

Tim:  The cable to my front derailleur finally broke and I didn't have time to fix it, so I made cookies instead.

Friday Art Walk

Jeny:  Check it out.  Shock absorbing shoes for toddlers.
Joe:  Sweet.  So then you could drop your kid from three stories up.  Don't worry - he'll be fine, as long as he lands on his feet!

Jen's 10 Resolutions for a Better Me

1. Purge material stuff. Use less, want less, need less.
2. Worry less. Especially about the things that are out of my control.
3. Speak up. Say no. Loudly and often.
4. Don't stay in relationships that I'm not happy in. Spend more time in the ones that I am.
5. Stop feeling guilty about not pleasing everyone. I am not responsible for anybody else's happiness.
6. Eat less allergens and more veggies. Be good to my body.
7. Spend less. Save more. (See #1.)
8. Get things done. Stop procrastinating.
9. Give more hugs every day.
10. Throw more parties.

3 AAA Batteries

Joe: If I put it in my mouth, I can see through my nose!  This is INSANE!!!

I don't actually follow football.

Matt: Does Cincinnati need to win this game to get into the playoffs?
Joe: Seven.

Kombucha

Joe: [coughing choking noise]  Ugh!  This is HORRIBLE!  Gross!  Disgusting!  Here, try some, it's really good.

Music Everywhere

Highly recommended:  A wireless speaker for your laptop.  Just plug in the USB transmitter and you have instant awesome music everywhere.  Love it.

The sticky notes on the box were right!

The kid upstairs

Time: 10pm.  We hear the thud thud thud from the unit above.

Jeny:  Shouldn't you be in bed?  Why are you running around?
Joe: Apparently it's running around time, not bed time...  Oh, no!  It's running around and screaming time.
Jeny:  Sweet.
Joe:  You know what would be even more awesome?  Running around screaming and playing with the bathroom hose time.
Jeny.  Wow, that would be more awesome than I could handle.  Really.  That's so much awesome that I might implode.
Joe:  I would probably melt.

Intro to Jaami

Jaami:  I'd like to hear a rectum joke.

Mercedes

Joe: I like more room in my engine compartment!

Onions in the dryer?

Yesterday's conversation:

Jeny eats potato salad then retrieves clothes from dryer.

Jeny:  Man, those onions are strong!
Joe: In the dryer?  [sniffs]
Jeny:  Yeah, DO NOT go in there!