LJ

Kelvin: I got respect for older people, but I'm telling you -- I will knock him out.

Strategic Council Haikus by Ed

                So much dialogue

                But so little accomplished

                Strategic Council

                Deep dive, synergize

                Strategize and optimize

                Z’s make me sleepy

                Stratus deck beats the

                PowerPoint deck every time

                The mountain is out

                Nouns morph into verbs

                Corporate speak trashes language

                English majors cringe

Processes

Don: We take shoddy processes to a whole new level. 

Mark: That's right -- every time time someone implements a bad process, we get a royalty.