Ours is dark too.

Merrill: I personally disagree with holding a wedding near a holiday called Independence Day, but my humor is dark.

ATV For Sale

Mark: You broken any bones lately?  Looks like it might help!!

Strava DFL

Chance: That's what happens when you spend most of the time laying on the ground moaning. 

Justification

Andrea: I call it a "palette cleanser" so that I can eat dessert ALL THE TIME.

Shipping Process

Mark: We have entered the Eighth Circle of Chicken Shit. 

Four hour ceremony.

Cusak: That sounds like a simple recipe for a riot. 

I've fallen in this trap before.

Pat: Tim, did you check to see that those sunglasses said "men's" on them?

Riding to San Diego.

Jennifer: It only makes me mildly nervous that you guys are buying bikes and immediately riding them 2000 miles.
Andrew: Only 1800.
Jennifer: Oh.  I feel much better now, thanks.

Bike riding in the hallways

Joe: Aren't you a manager? Shouldn't you be setting a better example?

Jen: Yes and nope!!

MPE Rules

Jen: It's like -- I'm not going to stop you from jumping off the bridge, but I am going to tell you about gravity.

Sugar High at Mile 45

Ehrin: That entire bottle of Gatorade is either in my stomach or being carried on my bike.

Lift

Chance: It seems that people at Boeing would be interested. But some people... aren't. 

Zana & Jeny

Chance: You two make me crazy. 

Plug in cooler.

Rich: There was an incident with the cooler and 12 pounds of pork chops. 

Clarity

Mark: Where's Rich?  Oh yeah, in class! 
Jen: Glad I could help.
Mark: Looking at you made it all clear.
Jen: Not enough men tell me that, Mark.

Brewers Fans

Mom: The September 13 Brewers game is all sold out. It is Hank the Dog Bobble Head Day.

Polo Shirts & Khakis

Jen: My intern and I are dressed exactly alike today.
Fred: Oh no!  Purdue Mafia!

Whitefish Trails

Jeny: Did you see my bike go sideways back there?

Zana: Did you see me take this baby off road as to not run over you?

Mr. Park Ranger, when do you let the animals in?

Pete: Well around 7:00, we let a few hundred thousand border collies loose in the park. They start with the grizzly bears and then move on to the wolverines. Some don't come back. Every Monday we have to restock a few dozen collies. 

And then George proceeded to save the cat.

Pete: The cat is stuck in the tree. 

Zana: Which tree?

Elma: You know who's really good at climbing trees? George!!