Evolution

Laura: God said we evolved from mudskippers. 

Glass Ceiling

Pat:  Your paper towel dispenser doesn't put out as much as mine does.  More like 77%.

Adam's iPhone

Dana: Pull up the Olympic sweater, please!

Jon Stewart

Jeny: He brings the New York Times to life for me. 

Management Perks

Jen: I have three hours of staff meetings today. And not the good kind -- not strep throat. 

Feet shot

Adam: I'm officially sick; I'm wearing slippers. 

Late to the Meeting

John: Sorry I'm late.  Did you solve all the world's problems already?
Pete:  Yeah, John you have all the action items.

Bike ride #4

Pat: I wish my seat were made of jello. Or my butt was made of diamonds. 

They both breathe oxygen.

Mark: Pax is just like Kona!

You can get rid of your real friends anytime.

Tim:  Sorry to have to break it to you.  But better me than your real friends.

Grand Ridge

Adam: I was going to lecture you on that later. Now it's later. 

Hey!

Pat:  Hey Tim... T-Dog... Killer T!

Calendar

Jen:  What day is June 30?
Pat:  I guess Wednesday.
Rich:  Monday.
Pat:  Shit.

Al Gore

Jen: Didn't he invent the internet?
Pat: He did.  I was there.

Lists

Jessica: It's all on the sharepoint. There's no hiding now. 

Twitter

Adam: Where else can you tie in British history, Star Wars and medicine?

Back to GVT'ing...

Jen:  Where's Miller?
Rich:  Getting us more beer.

BCS

Adam: There are only three bowls: the Rose Bowl, the Orange Bowl and the... Rose Bowl!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Mom: I know these songs better than you because I was in elementary school for many years. You were only there for the requisite five. 

Heavy Sigh

Becky: How was Christmas with your grandkids?

Lori: I don't like teenagers.