Leadership

Kate: I hear the last fluids conference was well attended. I'm sorry I missed it! It was scheduled 3 to 5 and people were there until after 10.
Jen: I have no idea who that would have been.

Commitment Level Estimate

Toby: I only bring this up because it will punish us for the next seven years.

The Floggins Continue

Pete:  Are you looking for hope?  There isn't any.

Frosting Opinion

Marty: We probably can’t go too wrong with OSU colors.  I will say that orange and black are not my favorite colors for cake, as black does not taste very good and orange just doesn’t look appetizing.  Black cake frosting consists of way too much food coloring and that ruins the flavor.

Uni

Jen: When it's good, it's reeeeeealy good. But when it's bad, it's really awful. 

Pat: So, it's like the opposite of sex. 

It took 13 to get here this morning.

Zana: Beer -- a standard unit of measure.

Girls Sticking Together

Kate: I have a conflict tomorrow and can't facilitate the meeting.  Anyone want to volunteer?
Dave: I have a conflict too.
Pete: Me too.
Jen: Kate, you need not ask these boys for help.  I've got you covered.
Kate: Glad *someone* does.
Steve: Jen, good observation skills on identifying who the slackers are.

Battery Charging

Adam: Do you have a meter?

Jen: I work in a lab. 

Adam: Right. 

Stabbing myself in the eye...

Mark: You'd have to put your forks in a speed loader.

Lab Rat

Mark: Did the rat have a badge?  How'd he get in?

Yoga Teachers

Anna: Find your calling, because this isn't it.

Unintentional EVM Consequence

Ben: I've been f-ing John since I started.

I'm in to carrots.

Trey: Miller, when can you start being my life coach?

OA Support

Jen:  Your head might explode before she drops dead from a heart attack.
Tim:  That would mean she won.

Origami

Curtis: Can you make an elephant?  I just made a giraffe.  Turns out a giraffe fits inside the camera case.

Instructions

Pete: You guys are obviously not following directions. 

New Safety Standards

Steve: I'm going to walk around with my eyes closed so I don't have to enforce anything. 

Hard Run

Pat: I think I strained a fat muscle.

Superman Pajama Pants

Peggy: She knows how cool I am. 

Too soon?

Adam: Why don't you make like a 777 and get lost?