Zana's interpretation.

Gaia: You guys stay up late and embarrass me.

Greatest Tag Line Ever

Adam: Douchebags - Chicks dig them.

Ski Jackets

Pete: I'm gonna put on my blue jacket, cuz we look like a bag of f--king skittles.

New Year's Hangover

Zana: I am 20% cleaner and feel 4% better.

Sile

Zana: I dot know how she doesn't churn herself into a pool of butter.

Stick Figures

Jen: Hey, don't make fun of my artwork.
Pat: I didn't say anything...  But you call that artwork, huh?

If I were in the Navy, I wouldn't want to tell anyone.

Jen: You were Army?
Mitch: Yeah, I'm not gay.

Dinner Date, part 2

Jen: I can't believe I ate all that.
Phil: Well the good news is you don't look any fatter than when you walked in.

Dinner Date, part 1

Thai waitress: Are you meeting the lady for dinner?
Phil: I don't know if I'd call her a lady.

Dessert Panic

Seth: I think I'm bleeding chocolate!

Wine rep

Jo: Oh my God, that's delicious. Who sells that to you? Oh wait, it's me.

Dieting

Joel:  No salt here; I've been on a diet.
Pat: Joel, you're looking quite svelte.
Joel:  Yeah, well I'm f--king starving.  All the time.

Leaving Early

Pat:  How to tell Pat's 22... going to buy Halo 4!

The Laws

Tim: Ask him about the laws of physics.
Phil: What laws??

Paring Knife

Adam: Actually, you've started this meal with all your fingers. Let's keep it that way.

Breakfast or Offspring

Jen: So Adam has been trying to make Dutch babies.
Don: Do you need a Dutch woman for that?

Translation

Adam: I can speak Flemish! No seriously, give me a few more drinks and I can speak Flemish!

Labels

Jen: You're so strange.
Adam: What does that make you -- desperate?

Samba Mount

Don:  Your account has been disabled.
Mark:  Well, I guess that makes it stable!

Homework

Kelli: Should I send it out now or when I get back from vacation?
Charles: Well, now would be good.
Melody: Yeah, we need something to do Saturday and Sunday.